18 Mar 2019, 01:22

time zoned
01:22 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

I vaped for the first time.

01:28 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

I think it has been 20 minutes. Let’s see:

01:51 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

yay!

02:00 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

I sometimes think I feel it more if I talk.

02:14 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

Life is Improv

02:22 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

ate a brownie

02:43 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

My dad said I am a responsible person. If anything goes wrong, I am responsible.

03:12 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

Okay finally kicked in after another hit.

03:18 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

Was able to floss my teeth in 4 minutes but it felt like a lot more in some ways. I ate coconut clusters and brownie, and finished eating, and (an hour) later finished flossing, then my teeth are clean, and now about to pee.

03:26 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

Finished peeing and now cannot quite finishes sentences all in one go.

That seemed like 50 years until this timestamp from the previous one.

03:30 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

Oats is flossing his teeth and laughing that I made his name Oats to protect his identity.

03:32 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

Super great to talk with Oats and type at the same time. Time is really going slowly in one direction and in this typing direction, the muscle memory of my typing allows me to keep a good hold on what I know to be the correct direction of time.

03:33 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

This seems like it has been a long time with Oats flossing and keeping track of which tooth he is flossing.

03:34 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

My computer is the size of an imax that is real far away.

While this seems like a long time, it is a short time according to the timestamps.

03:37 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

Oats wife calls this flinging when the bits of food fly from his dental floss. How long has he been flossing?

Why are all these timestamps almost the same?

03:37 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT

Why don’t I go lie down?

Billions of years later

06:12 Monday 18 March 2019 PDT