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boof

19:52 Monday 20 April 2015 JST

dream detachable penis

08:36 Monday 20 April 2015 JST

This dream was from a few hours ago

I was outside near a street and a woman asked me something like if she could take a picture with me, and I was like sure, so I sat down and patted on lap and was like, have a seat and was a bit surprised because she was an older woman like a short round cigar smokin cuban grandma, but she was open to new adventures, so she sat down on my lap. At the same time, the same woman asked me like if she could borrow something, so I lent her my penis and she was really surprised and entertained and wanted to show off so she started to pee on my leg! The version of her in my lap was like "eww!" as was I, especially since I was wearing suit pants, but I told her don't worry I had been drinking plenty of water so it won't be all that bad. I used a water hose to rinse the pee away from her bag first because her lether bag might soak up the smell. Then I sprayed water on my leg to wash it off and everything was fine.

日本語を勉強しました

09:40 Monday 20 April 2015 JST

There are probably errors in the Japanese notes below!

1. 似る　にる to resemble
2. 住所　じゅうしょ (house) address
3. 例えば　たとえば for example
4. 会議室　かいぎしつ conference room
5. 伝える　つたえる to convey

1. ぎこちない awkward
2. 激しい　はげしい violent
3. 偉い　えらい great
4. 深い　ふかい deep
5. 大した　たいした considerable, great
6. 夕べ　ゆうべ evening
7. 大人　おとな adult
8. 女子　じょし girl
9. 女の子 おんなのこ girl

From Japanese class

1. おまわりさん
2. 火の鳥　ひのとり
3. 宝　たから
4. 昔い昔いあるところに、まじさんと言う名前のマジシャンがいました。
5. かれは迷路に住んでいました。
6. おばけもその迷路にすんでいました。
7. おばけが　ねずみ　をかていました。
8. まじさん　が　ねずみとおばけ　ころしてました。
9. おくさん　は　おこてる　から　まじさん　をころした。